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Subject: An annoying computer problem
From: James Cook <jamesspammoff.cook1@btinternet.com>
Date: Sun, 19 Jan 2003 01:12:17 +0000 (UTC)

> There can be few more annoying messages from your newsreader than this -
>
> Fatal error in SaveBatchHeader: could not open newsgroup
> Error in GroupDB:Open
> Error loading headers for : uk.sport.football
> Error de-serializing objects from the stream : Headers

I feel for you man, its like a Dear John letter from your newsgroup. You've
been dumped - do what all good men do, get pissed for 6 months non-stop and
use a few other newsgroups occasionally for one nighters and shallow
postings. When you feel the need to settle down again look for a steady
newsgroup that will reward you and give you the security that has been
missing - I can recommend RSS. When I was looking for a footy newsgroup
myself I came across RSS and UKSF. It was like coming across two sisters on
a night out, RSS was the fat , vaguely ugly, one - but I kind of knew that
she would reward me with the intellectual conversation and emotional
stability I so craved. UKSF on the other hand was the vacuous slut propping
up the bar, Marlboro light and melon bacardi breezer in hand - little depth
here I thought but boy what a ride. Needless to say here I am and I haven't
been disappointed - sure there will be a time when this slut of a newsgroup
will Dear John me too but I can always retire to the warm cosy bosom of RSS
or Alt.pets.cats. when that day comes. Stay strong brother - you'll get
there too in the end.





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