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Subject: Gareth Barry's England call
From: Michael Cunningham <superman@uksf.org.xspamblockx.uk>
Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 18:20:21 +0100
> On Tue, 20 May 2003 22:14:44 +0100, armoury@et.comnotreal (Paul Chan)
> wrote:
>
> >http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/england/3038277.
> >stm
> >
> >So Gareth Barry gets called up.
>
> Yeah. SGE finally listens to UKSF.
Indeed. Sven Goran Eriksson _only_ listens to Radio UKSF. Be like the England
manager and twist _your_ knob to 97.8 FM for all the sounds of uk.sport.football
Got an early start? Why not listen to Radio UKSF's award-winning breakfast
show, "The Crack of Dawn", with your host, Ben Nunn. Having tripled his
listenership in the last six months, Ben has proved that he can get _anybody_
up in the morning. And this coming Monday, keep it tuned to 97.8 FM to
hear a world-first as Ben presents a very special edition The Crack of Dawn
from a train on its way to Ipswich. Expect madcap mayhem aplenty!
Do you listen to the radio at work? Tune in to hear Paul Crankshaw take us to
the lunchtime news with three hours of solid-gold classics. Longing for the 40s
and 50s? Well, listen to Paul and you'll feel like you're travelling back in time.
Nothing from after 1959 and that's a promise!
Don't forget to tune in after lunch, too. Vicky Conlan presents our Afternoon
Giveaway show with four hours of non-stop competitions. You could win
anything from a plastic cow to a round-the-world trip that you'll feel obliged
to give back. Call now on the usual number! Don't be a twat, though, or our
usually pleasant, good-natured host may just turn nasty.
After that, it's Paul Chan taking us to 7 o'clock with his Drivetime Discussion
show. Only serious topics make it to Drivetime Discussion and, quite frankly,
there's nobody else suitable for the job.
Following Paul, we've swooped to sign Radio Shetland's finest, Robert Poleson.
As a veteran of the radio industry, you can expect Rob to play all your favourites.
If he can be arsed to turn up. Which he almost certainly won't be.
Then, at 10, we've got Judi and Antoine Parkes giving us all some Late Night
Lurve. Only the smoochiest, soppiest, most romantic songs make it to Late Night
Lurve and who better to bring it to us than love's young dream, Mr. and Mrs.
Parkes? Expect some serious late-night chemistry between these two!
Radio UKSF.
Sven Goran Eriksson wouldn't listen to anything else.
--
Mike
http://www.overanalyse.com
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