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Subject: [O40313] When Saturday Comes
From: SjT <NOT@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 10:36:27 GMT

Hello? Hello? ohh cool! It works, man, its typing as i think this
rocks, urmm right  RETURN!  NEW LINE!! CARRIAGE RETURN!  ENTER!
RETURN! RETURN! NEW LINE!! NEW! LINE!   NEW.... LINE!!! DAMN YOU
STUPID
ING THING!


Oh


shit thats weird, why they put carriage return as that word?!

yes it is, how odd. I wonder how i say
no, you are a


type
say


well it's working i guess, probably wont use the word
anyway.


Right, i got the swing of this now lets go.

Joe wrote colon SHIT.  Balls, I mean Symbol.. colon.. COLON. Symbol
colon. TYPE SYMBOL COLON SYMBOL COLON SYMBOL.. Fucking thing! TYPE
SYMBOL COLON, GIVE ME COLON! COLON! cooo-LON! SYMBOL! COLON
COLONCOLONNNN!  mmm bitch,  open, my computer, tumm te tummm ah! D,
Files, Bukkake?!, oh shit! forgot that was still on there, she'll
fucking freak if she sees that, must delete it.. Oh but i like some of
those, i know, i can move that to hidden with all the others, if she
finds one she may as well find them all really, ok, right click, props
hidden yup, sorted get past that you frigid cow! okaayy.. right back,
and urmmmmm programs, Thinkpost, yes thats it..  okaaay, read me read
me ahh, move dll file to installation folder to crack this pro.. nah
its not that one, FAQ Ahh here we go, to use symbols simply use the
chart below, ohh ok so @"£$"" bugger, right here we go ::::::: YES!
Skyjam's god piss off dictonary! back on the road!, comeon boy you can
do it if he did. Lets try again oh shit its typed all that now..
bugger i'll delete it all afterwards
ing thing.


Jo Howsitz No i don't want to add to my dictionary you
! Wrote this; fuck, his Colon. hard!! I mean, this is hard oh
ing thing! THIS Colon i mean, symbol colon thing  : That! thats right
he wrote that! ::: RETURN. AH BOLLOCKS! I MEAN.. GO! NEW LINE! ARRGHHH
I MEAN

Thats it.. right keep calm.. Insert quotes..      QUOTES??  INSERT
QUOTES FOR ME..  PLEASE? PLEASE ADD QUOTE INSERT   FUCKING HELL
QUOTE ADD INSERT LOG   LOG QUOTE INSERT LOG LOG,   LOG QUOTE ADD COPY
TO LOG QUOTE LOG!??  QUOTE LOG INSERT COPY TEXT PREVIOUS POST THREAD
INSERT QUOTE COPY PASTE CUT DUPE EXTRACT USEit felt good for me, the
way he was playing with my clit was like an experienced man, not a
young lad, slowly i pushed him onto his back and began pumping his
child like cock.. oh that felt good and i could hear how wet i was
becoming which really turned me on more, and it turned him on too as
he cum inside me my back arched and i screamed louder than ever
before. SHIT! CLEAR CLIPBOARD  CLIPBOARD CLEAR.. CLEAR MEMORY ALL
CLIPBOARDS!?!?  FUCKING HELL! FUCKING HELL FUCK FUCK ARGRGRGHRHHHH!!!
IM GONNA SMASH SOMETHING IN A MINUTE AND THIS HEADSET IS GIVING ME A
FUNNY HEADACHE TOO!



Right, calm, read manual..  ahh perfect, thats what i want.. right..

>Man, I ditched 'Talkie-Typie 2.2' ages ago, and upgraded instead to the
excellent
>"Thinkpost 2004" package.  Now, I don't even have to open my mouth, I just
think the
>words and they type themselves.  Highly recommended, and yes it is for
everyone.
>Anyone can use it safely.

Wahey easy!

Upgraded to the excellent Thinkpost 2004 package Well i've got that
now too you big show off
! Always trying to be the big man mr Joe, always one better than the
rest, you stupid
, its
s like you that really put me off usenet, you're quite happy to call
everyone else a
but as soon as someone says anything about you, you really go off like
a
dont you?  Oh shit DELETE DELETE THIS DELETE LINE.. BACKSPACE., urm i
mean hahahah what a joke, did you see that? i pretended it all, even
the deletes to make it look real, i done it all in my head and it came
out.. Shit, think nothing, this could be bad.. shhhhhhhh dont tell him
what i'm thinking, you're mine thinkpost, not his, shhhh dont tell him
when i speak to just you like that, its our secret... Now how do i
delete that? LOOK YOU STUPID PILE OF SHIT I WAS TALKING TO YOU THEN!!
DONT PUT EVERYTHING ON THE SCREEN THAT I THINK I COULD LOOK A RIGHT
FUCK ME WHY IS THIS SET UP TO USE
AS THE CARRIAGE RETURN?
ING THING!! right.. SOD YOU THEN, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY PLAYING AGAINST ME
NOW, HOW YOU LIKE THIS YOU
? QUIT PROGRAM! QUIT! fuckit.. DELETE PAGE! SELECT ALL... DELETE
ARSE! SELECT PAGE! DELETE CUT DELETE IT FORMAT DELETE REMOVE ALL..
SELECT ALL REMOVE DELETE IT!  QUIT   EXIT    LEAVE    LOG OFF    For
fucks sake! I don't want this going out for everyone to see, Read me
read me, where is it?!?!? Ah behind this one, right, click that, and
that.. get here, open.. and ahh, right, here we go.. posting to
usenet, down down down.... setting up blah blah blah..  posting..
shit, where's deleting, ahh cool, you can post via thought too, thats
pretty smart, i'll have to write that one down if i ever use this
ing program again and manage to make a sensible post.. right, pen, pen
PEN! quick, oh there it is, okkayy, i'll write it on this cd cover, to
post the message when finished simply think of

--
WyHnY rNoOhT lGeIeVfEu MoEy An CeAhLwL



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