Well, no cunt is posting and I'm bored and procrastinating at work. So
I've been digging through Google's little archive hunting up the
origin's of the most important concepts in UKSF history ...


Trousers (Colligan):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=g:thl3189943265d&dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&se
lm=7pettg%24s6i%243%40lure.pipex.net

Aubergines (Applegate):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=aubergine+group:uk.sport.football&start=20
&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=01bea7bc%2489de73a0%24LocalHost%40db10&rn
um=24&filter=0

MICATGG (Colligan):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=man+i%27m+crap+at+these+guessing+games+gro
up:uk.sport.football&start=310&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=76lscg%24d0
q%241%40plug.news.pipex.net&rnum=312&filter=0


Courgettes (Doggo):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=courgette+group:uk.sport.football&start=40
&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=FFxtJ6.8w0%40fsa.bris.ac.uk&rnum=41&filte
r=0


ST's Big Cock (Nunn):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=ST%27s+big+cock+group:uk.sport.football&st
art=40&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=aqtfdq%24d8clp%241%40ID-55895.news.
dfncis.de&rnum=50&filter=0

TATBC/TAMBC/TAYBC/TAHBC (related to ST's BC and there's several
contenders):

*TAHBC:
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=that+and+his+big+cock+group:uk.sport.footb
all&start=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=aqlgsh%24b3r33%241%40ID-5589
5.news.dfncis.de&rnum=125

* TATBC:
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=that+and+my+big+cock+group:uk.sport.footba
ll&start=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=aproqs%244flle%241%40ID-55895
.news.dfncis.de&rnum=181

*TAYBC:
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=g:thl26788964d&dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm
=aqtf19%24d1dil%241%40ID-55895.news.dfncis.de

*TAMBC (sans the T, but obviously an early model):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=that+and+my+big+cock+group:uk.sport.footba
ll&start=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=3db073b5%240%2419881%24afc38c
87%40news.easynet.co.uk&rnum=182

EAOYPF (Nunn):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=ejaculate+all+over+your+pretty+face+group:
uk.sport.football&start=20&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=b0r1mc%24rrnim%
241%40ID-55895.news.dfncis.de&rnum=28&filter=0

Lobsters (Stef?):
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&selm=8963at%2421om
g%241%40fu-berlin.de

Poleson's 1.2cm - [and the origins of the famed stats?] (Shreeves):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=poleson+1.2cm+group:uk.sport.football&star
t=260&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=sH5M5XAHo7q7Ewwv%40nopoints.freeserv
e.co.uk&rnum=261&filter=0

Joe being a top-posting newbie cunt:
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=group:uk.sport.football+author:horowitz&hl
=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&as_drrb=b&as_mind=12&as_minm=5&as_miny=198
1&as_maxd=2&as_maxm=12&as_maxy=2000&selm=8oghlm%24hff%241%40newsg3.svr.pol.c
o.uk&rnum=49&filter=0

Good Times (Cunningham):
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&selm=01be8e92%243e
6c31c0%24c98f7dc2%40default

When Saturday Comes (Chan hides his posts away somewhere in
Hednesford, I've heard, but this was the earliest UKSF thread for WSC
I could find):
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&threadm=01bdeef2%2
4bc054440%24LocalHost%40db10&rnum=567&prev=/groups%3Fq%3Dwhen%2Bsaturday%2Bc
omes%2Bgroup:uk.sport.football%26num%3D100%26hl%3Den%26lr%3Dlang_en%26ie%3DU
TF-8%26scoring%3Dd%26as_drrb%3Db%26as_mind%3D12%26as_minm%3D5%26as_miny%3D19
81%26as_maxd%3D2%26as_maxm%3D2%26as_maxy%3D2000%26start%3D500%26sa%3DN%26fil
ter%3D0

Cuntspiracy (Nunn):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=cuntspiracy+group:uk.sport.football&start=
400&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=asqco9%24tlnio%241%40ID-55895.news.dfn
cis.de&rnum=483&filter=0

Everyone being invited. Except Crankshaw and Poleson. (Nunn):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22Except+Crankshaw+and+Poleson%22+group:u
k.sport.football&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=aq4bl8%246es6u%241%40ID-5
5895.news.dfncis.de&rnum=18&filter=0

I [insert action] once (Joe):
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=9r7mr9%24hip%241%40n
ews6.svr.pol.co.uk

And how did that work out for you? (Poleson):
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=MPG.1641ca491cd502a0
9896eb%40news.clara.net

Joe scores on the layoff:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=9r9gg1%24fub%241%40n
ews7.svr.pol.co.uk

The "We ended up united" variation (Joe):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22we+ended+up+united%22+group:uk.sport.fo
otball&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&as_drrb=b&as_mind=12&as_minm=5&as
_miny=1981&as_maxd=2&as_maxm=2&as_maxy=2002&selm=9p506h%24r2m%241%40newsg4.s
vr.pol.co.uk&rnum=1

Two early "BWOML" layoff variations (Cunningham):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22Best+weekend+of+my+life%22+group:uk.spo
rt.football&start=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=hwk27.14993%24Fk7.13
4107%40news.indigo.ie&rnum=135&filter=0


http://groups.google.com/groups?q=g:thl2167806945d&dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&se
lm=ft1%256.12181%24Fk7.108227%40news.indigo.ie

First ever BWOML (Cunningham):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22Best+weekend+of+my+life%22+group:uk.spo
rt.football&start=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=01bf5934%2407514000%
24LocalHost%40default&rnum=184&filter=0

Oh fuck it - that's enough for now. All these could be wrong, of
course. I'm shit at these google games.

Demosthenes