> Yeah, I've thought that before. Trouble is, every time I finally pluck up
> the courage to make a move, my worst fears are realised. I've made a
> massive faux pas, made us all feel uncomfortable, and damaged the
> friendship that she liked so much. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.
>
> And that's probably seven times, so far, that I've really felt strongly
> about.
>

Cunt. You are the Arsenal (2005/2006) of pulling birds. You keep trying to
walk the ball into the back of the net and score premium goals - you're
getting nowhere and all you're doing is hitting the post - one fucking pass
too many my friend. Have you fucking twigged it yet ?

Now, you could be Wimbledon (1980-1990) and just keep lumping it up , route
one, sure you'll score a few but most will be fairly crude affairs , not
easy on the eye, you will score goals, nevertheless. It seems Nunn FC just
needs any sort of goal right now, 4-5-1 might be a good starting point.

Medium to long term most blokes settle for a Tottenham type approach - we
all love tp play fancy football and occasionally it comes off and you score
a fucking cracker, roy of the rovers, top corner, etc.. However, sometimes
(and by that I mean most of the time) "Goal of the Months" are rare affairs,
then my friend you need to go to the afforementioned route 1. You'll get
plenty of rough but there is always the occasional diamond.

Long ball forward Nunn. Now get out there and play you fat ginger cunt.